Some of my Favorite Signitures

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
---Anais Nin

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Worrying about "Commercial vs. Artistic" is a complete waste of time.
---Hugh McLeod

Famous Last Words: "Hey, Watch THIS."
---the car guys

If you want it bad, you'll get it bad.
---Heard in an office I once toiled within.

All that glitters, glitters.

Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
--P.J. O'Rourke

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
--Homer Simpson




And a few of my own: (Add your own rim-shots.)

INTPs - Remember, over-analysis IS our Job.

Forget a facelift. I want a TRANSPLANT.

On This Day In History:
The Beetles stole Little Richard's "WOOOOO!"

Help! I'm drowning in a stream of consciousness.

The older I get, the more I think 'Happiness' is a decision.

Id ergo ego
and
Why be vain when you can just be conceited-----it's a lot less work.

Life isn't worth living unless you scare yourself once in a while.

It's my life, so it had better be good.